Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Dec 15, 2020 4:43:12 GMT -5
"Hey kid, when you grow up, you know what you're gonna do? You're gonna be WROOOOOOOONNNGGG!!"
One of my favorite promos from Edge all time.
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Post by CubsFan71 on Dec 15, 2020 8:42:55 GMT -5
How is this thread 6 pages in and yet no one brings up AJ Lees burn on the Bellas? “Too bad talent isn’t sexually transmitted”
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Dec 15, 2020 8:47:43 GMT -5
"OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL"
Kills me without fail. The dry-ass reading of it is just *mwah* perfect
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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 15, 2020 11:27:52 GMT -5
How is this thread 6 pages in and yet no one brings up AJ Lees burn on the Bellas? “Too bad talent isn’t sexually transmitted” Probably because the woman who made her television debut grinding on Tony Chimel, who spent much her time in the RAW main event with her tongue down someone's throat, and whose heel persona at the time of that promo was just outright copying her then-fiancé, wasn't the best delivery system for that particular message. #AJAll
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Post by Tyrannosaurus Sex on Dec 15, 2020 13:28:09 GMT -5
Trish responding to Elias saying Toronto will never see the Stanley Cop by comparing it to him likely ever winning a title was cold blooded. Not *the* title, just *a* title. Even more so the more time passes.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 15, 2020 15:55:14 GMT -5
Excuse The Rock let me get this cell phone. Ring. Hello. It’s nothing, he says he knows you. The whole Hurricane program was great but that line gets me every single time. "What are you gonna do Hamburgler? Are you gonna throw a Chicken McNugget at The Rock??" That insult was so good Hurricane visibly hits himself in the head a few times to stop corpsing The Rock referring to himself in the third person makes this kind of thing even funnier for some reason. How is this thread 6 pages in and yet no one brings up AJ Lees burn on the Bellas? “Too bad talent isn’t sexually transmitted” Well, either you're making an ironic post, or, it's not been mentioned because that promo is f***ing garbage and its reputation has aged like sushi.
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Post by Andee9001 on Dec 15, 2020 16:09:30 GMT -5
When Regal called Hogan a 50 pence tart in his feather boa "Oh look at me. Im a Hulkamaniac. Ive got my mug and my hat and my action figure and i look like a right bloody pillock."
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Post by Jobes on Dec 16, 2020 0:04:17 GMT -5
William Regal calling Matt Hardy "Eugene" back when NXT was a game show.
This one was fairly recent. It's when Kevin Owens returned to NXT and did a KO Show segment. Gargano interrupted and asked if he was getting Punk'd and asked if Ashton Kutcher was behind all of this. Owens responded with. "That's a very timely reference."
Triple H making fun of John Cena's tough guy voice
Triple H: *In an exaggerated New England accent* "Oh, okay. Okay. You mean business. Ya droppin ya R's."
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Dec 16, 2020 5:24:15 GMT -5
Excuse The Rock let me get this cell phone. Ring. Hello. It’s nothing, he says he knows you. The whole Hurricane program was great but that line gets me every single time. The bit with Coach always gets me "Are you on crack coach, you don't just knock on The Rocks door" "But me and you go way back Rock" "Get outta her with your Rock wanna be haircut, who cut your hair Ray Charles. Beat it. Wash your ass"
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Post by CubsFan71 on Dec 17, 2020 2:51:55 GMT -5
How is this thread 6 pages in and yet no one brings up AJ Lees burn on the Bellas? “Too bad talent isn’t sexually transmitted” Probably because the woman who made her television debut grinding on Tony Chimel, who spent much her time in the RAW main event with her tongue down someone's throat, and whose heel persona at the time of that promo was just outright copying her then-fiancé, wasn't the best delivery system for that particular message. #AJAll Yeah ya got me there. Stupid lucky Tony Chimmel
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 17, 2020 16:23:46 GMT -5
Before 2010: Edge's promo on Billy Gunn the night after KOTR 2001 was full of great insults. "Billy Bitchcakes" is my favorite. 2010 - Present: Punk telling Cena he's no longer the underdog and is now the New York Yankees. Perfect thing to say to a Massachusetts guy to piss him off and make him slug you. So of course Cena had to ruin it the next show by essentially saying, “You know what, he’s right I am like the Yankees.” LAME!
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 17, 2020 17:40:02 GMT -5
Excuse The Rock let me get this cell phone. Ring. Hello. It’s nothing, he says he knows you. The whole Hurricane program was great but that line gets me every single time. The bit with Coach always gets me "Are you on crack coach, you don't just knock on The Rocks door" "But me and you go way back Rock" "Get outta her with your Rock wanna be haircut, who cut your hair Ray Charles. Beat it. Wash your ass" Ok but Coach in 03 so clearly wanted to be Rocky with his glasses 🤣🤣
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BRV on Dec 18, 2020 0:57:27 GMT -5
I'm not sure I can think of a better one than Samoa Joe's 'JEFF you had your turn now why don't you be quiet while I'm sharing with the group!' That shit was so funny that Jeff corpsed. Samoa Joe also had a devastating line on the Raw after WrestleMania 34 in 2018. During an (admittedly whiny) Roman Reigns promo, during which Reigns was attempting to explain away his loss the night prior to Brock Lesnar, Samoa Joe returned and cut a promo, and delivered the following: "When the Big Dog meets the Beast, the Beast conquers you, and you come out here making excuses why it happened." It wasn't even just the line. It was how dismissive Joe was of Reigns in the delivery. All Reigns could do was sort of shake his head and mutter "I'm not making excuses, man."
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