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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 12, 2020 11:40:43 GMT -5
Probably not on anyone's radar but I am fond of Warrior's opening insult for the Summerslam 90 promo in a rare moment of coherence - Warrior - WHAT DO RICK RUDE AND BOBBY HEENAN HAVE IN COMMON WITH THE LIBERTY BELL?! Mean Gene - I don't know. What? Warrior- one is cracked and the other is a ding-dong. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Mean Gene - Hahahaha Warrior- HAHA AAARGHHH!!! --- Edit: Now I'm sad. I miss those days and everyone involved is dead. Yeah really. Finkel announcing the match too. And If Marella or such was the ref of the cage match...welp.... I remember liking the Warrior putting down Sherri on that one Brother Love episode around the same time. Including implying that Macho Man "found LOOOOOVE with someone else!" It was a good way to paint Sherri as being the same paranoid person Savage was.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 12, 2020 11:57:21 GMT -5
The Big Show debuted his new shorter haircut and The Rock was there to make fun of it. "Go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back, jabroni!"
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Post by Main Event Mark on Dec 12, 2020 15:03:29 GMT -5
Austin calling someone a mealy mouthed bastard.
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Post by Main Eventer on Dec 12, 2020 15:32:08 GMT -5
Big Boss Man to Big Show: "You're a bastard and your Momma said so."
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 12, 2020 17:22:55 GMT -5
Boss Man’s eulogy to Big Show’s dead dad, leading to the wackiness of Show hanging on to papa’s coffin as it’s being dragged away by Boss Man.
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Post by Andee9001 on Dec 12, 2020 17:43:16 GMT -5
Steve Austin at One Night Stand
"JBL with ya little yellow tie."
Kurt Angle points angrily at Steve "Kurt Angle you gold medal son of a bitch pull that finger out of your ass"
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Dec 12, 2020 19:59:50 GMT -5
When Edge turned Billy Gunn's name into a verb for blowing a big push.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Dec 12, 2020 20:27:15 GMT -5
Any time Heenan or King went after Stu & Helen Hart was gold. "How many kids do they have?" Gorilla: "Twelve, I believe" "Ah, one of each"
I don't get it.
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Post by Bad Moon on Dec 13, 2020 6:37:56 GMT -5
"How many kids do they have?" Gorilla: "Twelve, I believe" "Ah, one of each"
I don't get it. When people ask about kids and say "One of each" they normally mean a boy and a girl. But it's the Harts so they have all kinds of weirdo mutants.
Alternatively he's implying that Helen slept around a lot. Honestly either version is funny to me.
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Post by Kyle Butler on Dec 13, 2020 12:43:52 GMT -5
Here’s a random one. I’m watching the 2/21/99 episode of Heat and Terry Taylor is back in the WWF on commentary. The Godfather comes out and after awhile, the former Red Rooster says “is there a discount rack for hos?”
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 13, 2020 13:06:26 GMT -5
*Rhyno and Stephanie in the ring.*
Jericho: "At Summerslam I am going to take care of that smelly, greasy, nasty animal and I am going to get you to Rhyno."
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Dec 13, 2020 22:25:17 GMT -5
Excuse The Rock let me get this cell phone. Ring. Hello. It’s nothing, he says he knows you. The whole Hurricane program was great but that line gets me every single time.
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Post by fw91 on Dec 14, 2020 9:13:47 GMT -5
Excuse The Rock let me get this cell phone. Ring. Hello. It’s nothing, he says he knows you. The whole Hurricane program was great but that line gets me every single time. I know one superhero that I can beat... The Scorpion King!
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Dec 14, 2020 11:37:53 GMT -5
"Rikishi, The Rock says you can wipe your 400 pound ass with your feelings"
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 14, 2020 12:45:28 GMT -5
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper's pre-match promo from Royal Rumble '92 before he faced The Mountie had a pretty good one. The first statement is him quoting The Mountie's promo.
"Second of all, I'm going to take Roddy Piper's Manhood! Huh? I don't know. I've come here to fight. I don't know what you've come here to do."
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 14, 2020 17:23:39 GMT -5
Stephanie McMahon extends her hand to C.M. Punk. Punk: "No thanks. I know where that hand's been." Stephanie would get her revenge by DESTROYING Punk after his UFC debut. They're in Chicago, Steph starts the show, crowd of course starts the "CM PUNK!" chant. Steph lets them chant and then unleashes... "You keep that up for 55 more seconds, you'll have lasted longer than Punk did." The crowd didn't even boo, they just groaned in total defeat to that burn. AHAHAHAHAHAAHA when she wants to be, Steph is a goddamn ruthless vision. I also love when they were chanting it at Bryan, and she says 'see Bryan they want you to quit, like CM Punk did.' Heel Rock in 1998 berating Chyna while JR showed a genuine level of disgust is one of my favorites. "Get her on her knees where she belongs". "You look good on your knees Chyna, almost looks like a natural position" "There is no way, and The Rock means no way, he would ever kiss a piece of trash like you". Absolutely great douchebag heel work by young Rock. Made people want to see him get his ass kicked. Imagine somebody saying something like that nowadays Sponsors and soccer moms would get triggered, say its sexist and that the company needs to be cancelled. I said it in another thread: Nobody is allowed to be a true heel anymore. It never goes beyond "I hate this good guy" or "I want his title". Negan, I like you, but do you actually know what 'triggered' means? I can explain to you via PM if you would like. Because it doesn't mean 'offended.'
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Dec 14, 2020 23:35:23 GMT -5
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper's pre-match promo from Royal Rumble '92 before he faced The Mountie had a pretty good one. The first statement is him quoting The Mountie's promo. "Second of all, I'm going to take Roddy Piper's Manhood! Huh? I don't know. I've come here to fight. I don't know what you've come here to do." Followed by “I think you’ve been dreaming. I think it’s been all wet too.” That promo was something else. Hawk had a hell of a line on that show too. “The Natural Disasters like to throw their weight around. That’s okay. We like to throw their weight around too.”
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2020 1:59:24 GMT -5
"Rikishi, The Rock says you can wipe your 400 pound ass with your feelings" "Shut your mouth you thong wearing fatty!"
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Dec 15, 2020 3:08:23 GMT -5
When Regal called Hogan a 50 pence tart in his feather boa
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Dec 15, 2020 4:42:26 GMT -5
Excuse The Rock let me get this cell phone. Ring. Hello. It’s nothing, he says he knows you. The whole Hurricane program was great but that line gets me every single time. "What are you gonna do Hamburgler? Are you gonna throw a Chicken McNugget at The Rock??" That insult was so good Hurricane visibly hits himself in the head a few times to stop corpsing
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