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Post by The Barber on Sept 17, 2018 1:01:06 GMT -5
That has to be from like 2014 2015. |
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Post by The Barber on Sept 17, 2018 0:44:39 GMT -5
BrianZane as I said he hasn't posted in years but he still seems to lurk occasionally. I went back to look at his posts and I found this little hidden gem from Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) :
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Post by The Barber on Sept 17, 2018 0:43:22 GMT -5
Here's one from WCW, the smash your opponent's face into a turnbuckle nine times, then running over to the other corner for the tenth one. On that topic, punching your opponent in the corner while the audience counts to ten.
I'm not sure if has been said, but signaling for your finisher was rare when I stopped watching wrestling.
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Post by The Barber on Sept 16, 2018 5:40:31 GMT -5
Uhh...they're not talking about you, dude. It was a joke, admittedly not a great one but that nonetheless. 
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Post by The Barber on Sept 16, 2018 5:36:32 GMT -5
Mero was a decent wrestler and performer, and from what I've see speech wise a really good motivational speaker. Good he found his niche post wrestling. And Wregret is always good. Brian's around here somewhere; nice work Zane! Who is he on here? |
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Post by The Barber on Sept 16, 2018 4:52:13 GMT -5
I watched it for about five minute before switching to a game on ESPN where Virginia Tech (I think) played during a hurricane-like storm. I switched back at the end to see Brock winning. Oh, and before the match, everyone backstage was watching a monitor.
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Post by The Barber on Sept 16, 2018 3:52:41 GMT -5
Having bubble wrap shoved up your colon sounds like it would be profoundly uncomfortable. It's not. Trust me.  |
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Post by The Barber on Sept 16, 2018 3:34:49 GMT -5
No, Stryker with a Y is the ROH guy with the unibrow. The commentator is a different guy. My ears are burning here Uhh...they're not talking about you, dude. |
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Post by The Barber on Sept 16, 2018 2:24:01 GMT -5
"U2 IS NOT HOT!!!" LOL! I get the feeling they did these vignettes because Turner was going to make some fantasy movie or show that fell through, but they had to do SOMETHING with the sets. |
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Post by The Barber on Sept 16, 2018 2:11:52 GMT -5
"Old-dust" LOL!
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Post by The Barber on Sept 16, 2018 2:10:19 GMT -5
I need to see the Beefcake part, it sounds like an epic train wreck. It was like listening to an old guy at a bar brag about his life. He was bragging about being in movies while being away from wrestling. Thunder in Paradise was not a movie and it was clearly a gig he got because of Hogan. He was also very boastful about getting to swim in the tank at Disney. He put that over like the highlight of his career. Interesting to note that he didn’t bury Hogan at all while he was hammered. He kind of did completely sober on Sean Mooney’s podcast. Now he just sounded like he missed his old friend. Beefcake returns for a second appearance on Why It Ended and he’s totally sober and explained he was having a little fun that day or however he put it. Then the hosts play a tape of his wife calling them saying they never called Beefcake the day of the first interview when she can clearly be heard in the background during some of it. Maybe she was having a little fun that day too. Who knows? He was in Santa With Muscles and other Hogan crap. |
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Post by The Barber on Sept 16, 2018 1:22:01 GMT -5
ECW.
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Post by The Barber on Sept 16, 2018 1:09:53 GMT -5
other old heel moves not seen much choking the opponent with your leg while arguing with the ref over a 2 count or something. Not technically a move, but speaking of heel moves, the "loaded" weapon needs to return. |
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Post by The Barber on Sept 16, 2018 1:06:22 GMT -5
"It looks like two carp in the Mississippi River going after the same piece of corn."
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Post by The Barber on Sept 15, 2018 22:38:10 GMT -5
If I didn’t know any better, it looks like a National Geographic picture of a bald eagle feeding its young.  "Which one's the eagle?" 
"WILL YOU STOP!?! I see two very lovely people enjoying the moment. What do you have against true love, Brain?"
Apparently their both fighting over who gets to keep the tongue.....And sadly there’s going to be no winner in this fight. 
"DON'T YOU START, EITHER! I'll have FAN President Jack Tunney throw you out of here." |
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Post by The Barber on Sept 13, 2018 19:38:37 GMT -5
ALSO, the Cleveland Browns continue their quest of 'kissing your sister' perfection as they go to New Orleans to try to tie the Saints.  "Shame Cleveland doesn't play in the AFC South. Kissing your sister there is considered a win." 
"I'm warning you, Brain. One more crack like that and you're OUTTA HERE!"
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Post by The Barber on Sept 12, 2018 5:46:03 GMT -5
You came and you brought me a turkey!
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Post by The Barber on Sept 7, 2018 20:12:31 GMT -5
Vince: Hi, pal. What's going on?
*Roman, tired of the phone calls, plays Adele over the phone*
"Roman": Hello, it's me.
Vince: Uhh, yes, I know it's you, pal.
"Roman": I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet.
Vince: We've met before. You sound strange, a little high pitched. Are you alright?
"Roman": To go over everything.
Vince: Good. Here's what I got planned for you...
"Roman": They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing.
Vince: You aren't healed yet? Can you make it through Survivor Series?
"Roman": Hello, can you hear me?
Vince: Yes.
"Roman": I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be.
Vince: California? You're supposed to be in New York, dammit. You didn't take your 'ball and go home' like a certain bald headed son of a bitch again, did you?
"Roman": When we were younger and free. I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet.
Vince: *sniff* That was beautiful, pal.
"Roman": There's such a difference between us, and a million miles.
Vince: *crying uncontrollably*
"Roman": Hello from the other side, I must have called a thousand times.
Vince: I'm sorry. It's this job, pal. AJ won't stop calling me about flat Earth theories and...
"Roman": To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done.
Vince: It's not your fault, pal. It's the audience who are wrong in booing you.
"Roman": But when I call you never seem to be home.
Vince: I'll try better next time, pal. This job has me going insane. I just want to...
"Roman": Hello...how are you? *the CD begins to skip at this part*
Vince: I'm good, pal.
"Roman": Hello...how are you?
Vince: I said I'm doing great, pal. Now, about Raw.
*several hours later*
"Roman": Hello...how are you?
Vince: I love this! I've never had a conversation with someone as interested in me as you. Wait...I shouldn't have said some of those things, like how I...well you already know. If you promise not to tell anyone, I'll give you another year as champ! How does that sound, pal?
*Triple H hangs up the phone*
Triple H: Hang up already, Vince. We have a show to plan. I'll be in my office. Call me if you need me.
*Vince calls Triple H*
Vince: Hunter, we need to talk about 205 Live. I think we need more 400 pound men on the show to balance out the...
"Hunter": Hello, it's me.
Vince: I know it's you. I didn't accidentally dial the wrong number again, did I? You sound exactly like Roman. You also sound like Dean and KO. Whatever you have, it's not contagious, is it? |
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Post by The Barber on Sept 7, 2018 5:49:39 GMT -5
I remember playing No Mercy and having to use Benoit to make my opponent tap in under 2 minutes for the story mode. I did it right at the two minute mark and though I succeeded. When I saw I failed I was incredibly mad WWF Attitude was the worst WWF game of the N64 era. I was in a tag team and my partner never broke up my pin falls whereas my opponent always could. Tagging out was also a bitch to do. The impossible difficulty and the fact that everything kills you in Silver Surfer on the NES. There is a cheat code that you HAVE to use or the game is impossible to beat. When I had a First Blood match on No Mercy on the N64. I was absolutely beating the piss out of some random opponent. I’d hit him with at least a dozen finishers and smashed him in the face about fifty times with various weapons, yet no blood. He hit me with a punch to the face and that was it, blood everywhere. That reminds me of a time I played WrestleMania 2000 with Triple H. I had to beat the Godfather for twenty minutes with a garbage can and I still couldn't pin him. I never forgave Smackdown Vs Raw 2006 GM mode for once giving the computers show featuring a blank match and a main event of Mark Henry and Joy Vs Daivari and another diva, a better rating than my show that had stuff like HBK Vs Jericho, Edge Vs Triple H, Christian Vs Rey etc. Was the show in Japan? If so, I think I know why it was highly rated!  That reminds me of the bullshit rubber-band nature of NBA Jams. You can kill them for 3 quarters only to get curbstomped in the 4th and lose. You're not lying about the cheapness of the NBA Jam games. I remember the Sega Genesis version that I would play religiously and I always used the Pacers(Chris Mullin was a three point threat himself) or the Bulls. In my case the game would be fairly close throughout the first three quarters, I managed to get hot with Mullin and hit threes everywhere. All of a sudden the CPU gets hot in return and any block I make is a goal tend, every shot they shoot it goes in, and don't let them be down by one or two in the game after you hit a three, afterwards they will literally throw up a hail mary half court shot and it always swished for them. All. The. Damn. Time. I played as the Knicks and the Lakers would always somehow come back from behind to tie it up. They would always somehow hit clutch threes while Divac would block my dunk attempts. HE'S ON FIRE...and I could barely get three in a row to do it.
BTW, the lead programmer confirmed that he did program the game to cheat if you played the Bulls (and were in a tight game with the Pistons), the Bulls would miss almost every shot.
I have two entries:
1. Pokémon Pinball made me go nuts as I couldn't get that damn ball to go into the hole to go into the next level.
2. This is for the older folks out there, but when I played games on the PC in the early 90s, it turned out that they were demoes and you had to buy the next adventure for ten bucks. Most PC games out there did that.
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Post by The Barber on Sept 5, 2018 19:49:09 GMT -5
Didn't they offer him the night before as a compromise, but he complained and threw a fit?
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