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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 3, 2017 9:29:26 GMT -5
Ed Nordholm: I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Nov 3, 2017 10:30:16 GMT -5
Ed Nordholm: I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh. Alberto El Coke Head: I start fires!
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 17, 2017 9:33:22 GMT -5
*After Ed Nordholm realizes Impact is still not profitable*
Ed: I was tricked by an idiot!
Abyss: Hey, I know how you feel. I was beat in tic tac toe by a chicken.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Nov 17, 2017 10:07:20 GMT -5
Ed Nordhelm: All right, you ragtag bunch of misfits! You hate me, and I hate you even more. But without my beloved underpaid wrestlers, you're all I've got. So I want you to remember some inspiring words that someone else might have told you over the course of your lives, and go out there and make me money! --------------------------------------------
Mr. Burns: I've decided to bring in a few stars, professional wrestlers that can draw. We'll give them low paying jobs at Impact and have them appear on our show. AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Matt and Jeff Hardy...
Josh Matthews: Uh, sir?
Ed Nordhelm: What is it, Josh?
Josh Matthews: I'm afraid all of those wrestlers have left and, uh... moved on. In fact, your main event match has Matt Hardy who has been suing us for the last 2 years.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 16, 2017 3:19:53 GMT -5
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 16, 2017 6:09:23 GMT -5
Dixie: This is my swing set. This is my wrestling promotion. This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. [points to a Bob Ryder's desk] Dixie: That's where I saw the leprechaun. James Storm: [sarcastically] Right, a leprechaun. Dixie: He tells me to book things. James Storm: [uneasily] Uh-huh. Swoggle: Great show, Dixie! Now you know what you have to do: bury the younger stars! BURY THEM ALL!!
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
Eternally Confused
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Post by Malcolm on Dec 18, 2017 0:33:20 GMT -5
Female Agent: This company violates every labor law in the book. We found missing WWE mid-carders working around Universal Studios!
Dixie: That plane crashed on my family's property!
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 26, 2018 10:22:44 GMT -5
Chandler Park: What did you end up getting with your paycheck? Joseph Park: Mustache comb. What did you get? Chandler Park: Fake mustache. Want to comb it?
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 1, 2018 11:48:44 GMT -5
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Feb 1, 2018 19:22:07 GMT -5
(Don Callis calls a talent meeting before the next TV tapings.)
Don: “Attention, everyone! We have completed our evaluation of Impact. We regret to announce the following layoffs, which I will read in alphabetical order: Mathews, Josh. That is all.”
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 22, 2018 16:33:17 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio: WWE gave me a choice: Suspension, TNA, or apologize to HHH and the old man. Of course if I knew TNA had no chance of starting another Monday Night War, I probably would have apologized.
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Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 28, 2018 20:57:53 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio: WWE gave me a choice: Suspension, TNA, or apologize to HHH and the old man. Of course if I knew TNA had no chance of starting another Monday Night War, I probably would have apologized. Alberto: My dreams all involve coking my hair.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 5, 2019 0:32:33 GMT -5
*Ed Nordholm when he announced Impacts move to Pursuit*
Nordholm: Listen to your president, guys. Aim low. Aim so low no one will even care if you succeed. Craft services is on the table. If you want some butter it’s under my face.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 29, 2019 19:02:12 GMT -5
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 16, 2019 9:10:05 GMT -5
Scott D’Amore: People! People! Please. You are forgetting what running a pro wrestling company is all about. Producing shows like beautiful AEW, so-so WWE, and shameful ROH.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 4:55:08 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy at TNA Victory Road 2011
Jeff: Ive been wanting to tell you off for years but I never had the nerve! Sting: We have never wrestled before. I was in WCW. Jeff: You stink! Your whole lousy operation stinks! I quit! Sting: ...Gee..Dont quit. Jeff: Ok then.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 7, 2019 5:04:44 GMT -5
Jesus, we've been doing this since 2013? lol The gold that is loltna.
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