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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Nov 6, 2016 15:18:28 GMT -5
Is Vince Russo booking reality now?
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Nov 5, 2016 23:08:28 GMT -5
If you read it in Jim Cornette's voice, it makes it ten times funnier... Dixie Carter isn't worthy of working at the Dairy Queen drive-thru Cornette lost his mind at.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Nov 5, 2016 18:58:58 GMT -5
Same with the clip of the camera randomly cutting from a backstage beatdown to Tenay and West reading their lines off a script. And the gif of Sting hitting his head on the back of the chair by accident. Or the one of Sting disguising himself as himself to attack RVD. Living in a world without these gifs and clips is not living. And a clip of Steiner informing us of a weight variance of another wrestler. Not to mention his display of Beautiful Mind-level mathematical skills in calculating the probability of his victory of opponents, something Mike Rotunda and Terry Taylor needed a computer to do. Not to mention, this: TNA is a force that gives us meaning. We need TNA more than TNA needs us.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Nov 5, 2016 14:36:07 GMT -5
Mark Henry is so much better as a heel. I loved that they gave him a run with the title, but it was just a "thank you" run. They did what they always do with the World Title. Put it on a guy and have him regularly fight the Big Show (i.e. Jack Swagger, Daniel Bryan, Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio). They really should have given him a lengthy run with him just destroying guys that weren't the Big Show. I LOVED Hall of Pain Henry. As boring as Big Show feuds usually are, I wouldn't say that was the case with the Henry feud. I found both guys worked really hard and found good workarounds for their limitations to give us a few really memorable matches. Their match at Survivor Series in particular was great.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Nov 5, 2016 14:06:16 GMT -5
That Don West/Mike Tenay gif wouldn't be a thing. Think about that, for a second Same with the clip of the camera randomly cutting from a backstage beatdown to Tenay and West reading their lines off a script. And the gif of Sting hitting his head on the back of the chair by accident. Or the one of Sting disguising himself as himself to attack RVD. Living in a world without these gifs and clips is not living.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Nov 4, 2016 20:43:28 GMT -5
What are you talking about, Angle never wore a wig! Hogan did steal some hair from somewhere though, as he points out in this pic. HHH: "I want my jockstrap back." "You can't even carry mine, brother."
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 18, 2016 20:49:31 GMT -5
I read the title in the WCW guy's voice. His voice was a classic.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 18, 2016 20:27:53 GMT -5
Complete the women's division with two words:
Judy f***ing Bagwell
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 16, 2016 15:57:28 GMT -5
And, as a matter of fact, be paid on-time. Also, given the way things have been going in TNAland, get paid at all. This. Even if you assume the production team can get better projects and new shows, and the low-level employees will be able to bounce back and find something in a comparable job, it's one thing. In Abyss's case I'd just be glad he's not still killing himself for absolutely nothing, though he'd probably be fired from Wal-Mart for diving through a stack of thumbtack encrusted pallets.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 14, 2016 18:09:39 GMT -5
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 13, 2016 19:39:43 GMT -5
BAH GAWD THE ROCK JUST PUT BILLY GUNN'S FACE IN THAT FAT WOMAN'S ASS!!!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 13, 2016 19:33:54 GMT -5
To quote Dixie herself:
SHIT
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 10, 2016 23:17:49 GMT -5
For that exact reason. People want to see him do something crazy and f***ed up therefore he's a draw. Not a BIG draw but I'm sure he sells a few tickets for the smaller indy shows. Pretty much. He's due for another Gypsy Joe/Mass Transit/Vic Grimes moment any second now. It's just insane that people are willing to risk booking a match devolve into a full-blown assault (or worse) to sell a few more tickets. Says a lot about this business.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 10, 2016 20:49:52 GMT -5
With all the crazy, f***ed up things that New Jack has pulled though the years, how the hell does he keep getting booked?
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 10, 2016 20:39:42 GMT -5
Because Neidhart wasn't a coward who dived through a window trying to get away from Bret. You're right that he didn't but Who did?
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 10, 2016 12:08:24 GMT -5
I don't think it's too hard to believe that a face running to make the save may just shout "Play my music!" and the music guy manages to launch it within 5 seconds. and with the random music screw ups over the years it's pretty obvious the sound guy has access to like all of them still. My favourite was when they were hyping up a Triple H appearance playing Mussorgsky's Great Gate of Kiev that Lawler uses instead of King of Kings.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 8, 2016 16:58:25 GMT -5
Los Psycho Circus confirmed??
Contractually, Dale Torborg has to join if they want to continue using the name.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 8, 2016 1:21:55 GMT -5
Once, when I bodyslammed Andre at the Silverdome brother.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 7, 2016 20:47:44 GMT -5
Dean Malenko's hokey injury that he sat at home with. On the other hand, Bret Hart's injury during the same time was not a work. That was a real injury. He was suffering from a very legitimate groin tear the likes of which Malenko had never seen.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Oct 7, 2016 19:44:20 GMT -5
I always wondered if Hall not being a Wolfpac member was a powerplay from Hogan, a way of showing both he and Nash who's boss and ensuring that he's not left as the only name guy in a faction packed with guys no-one cares about, like Horace and Vincent. I think I've heard Kevin Sullivan say that this is basically exactly the reason. Hogan wanted Hall to make him look cooler.
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