|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 25, 2011 8:17:10 GMT -5
I was a huge Johnny B. Bad fan. The big kiss sticker he would put on guys he knocked out was a thing of beauty. Plus he had confetti guns! Confetti guns!!!
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 25, 2011 8:01:40 GMT -5
Draft picks are decide by superstars leg wrestling (or leg entertaining). The brands will get to select a superstar to compete in each contest. Smack down wins utilizing Kane, Big Show and Zeke in all contests. They pick Cena Morrison Sin Cara. Raw becomes a show that is all heels having grabbed Del Rio Rhodes and the Corre in the supplemental draft. Extreme Rules becomes a reverse King of The Mountain themed PPV which is won by Drew McIntyre. A new wrestler debuts calling himself Superstar Prime. He punches the GMs laptop and all changes are erased from history. After that we have a swerve within a swerve within a swerve. Rucception!
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 25, 2011 7:35:36 GMT -5
He needs to turn heel. This will give him a chance to establish a character without having to try and get cheered. Historically all top acts began their rise to the top as heels i.e. Cena Orton Hogan Rock HHH Undetaker Flair Angle Austin.
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 25, 2011 7:30:35 GMT -5
Start a campaign to promote illiteracy. He can even open then R-Truth Center for Kids Who Shouldn't Read Good.
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 25, 2011 7:24:12 GMT -5
Harley Race getting spit on by Orton
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 25, 2011 7:11:13 GMT -5
In feud with Santino that progresses from back and forth comedy to solid wrestling to violent blow off over the course of a couple months. Start both guys off from where they are now and have them both walk away looking a little more legit.
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 25, 2011 6:58:04 GMT -5
Did you know that if you punch Brodus Clay in the belly button he will lower his defense allowing you to repeatedly punch him in the mouth?
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 25, 2011 6:52:11 GMT -5
Hogan. The rest of the NWO (top guys) came of as cool rebels but Hogan was just a cheesy turd that you couldn't help but hate.
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 25, 2011 6:36:39 GMT -5
Flair's second run was so unexpected and Vince sold it like a champ.
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 25, 2011 6:27:31 GMT -5
Did you you know that Sin Cara has repurposed the Spirit Squad's old trampoline?
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 24, 2011 23:13:06 GMT -5
I used to love the short snapping punches Jake the Snake used to throw. Speaking of punches I always liked the face Terry Funk would make when he was selling a punch.
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 24, 2011 23:06:21 GMT -5
Did you just call Davey Richards boring? Really? Really? Really?
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 21, 2011 20:09:17 GMT -5
Guys usually have to move to Florida for developmental. For someone with a family and a decent regular job this is a huge choice to make with no promise of making it to the main roster. Sometimes you gotta choose stability over chasing a dream and just have fun wrestling on the side.
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 19, 2011 23:08:45 GMT -5
Lampwick
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 19, 2011 23:00:38 GMT -5
I believe the person who gave him the smokes was a plant because it is unlikely someone in England would have handed him Marlboro Lights with a lighter conveniently in the pack. The entire illusion was shattered for me right then and there. I had to go outside and have smoke after that to cope with the fact that I would no longer be able to suspend my disbelief.
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 19, 2011 22:55:11 GMT -5
Dude needs a manager named Cheese so he could be introduced as Royale with Cheese.
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 19, 2011 22:44:31 GMT -5
Didn't Thesz also teach hand-to-hand combat to soldiers during the Second World War? Could you imagine most modern wrestlers knowing the first thing about real fighting? Do some research on Modern Army Combatives And you might be enlightend.
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 19, 2011 22:27:35 GMT -5
Maybe they thought it said Zack Ryder = Rapings. Hide yo kids Hide yo wife Hide yo husbands too cuz ZRs raping everybody up here. Bro.
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 19, 2011 8:55:25 GMT -5
I think they are trying to get more out of Cole/Lawler than it has legs for. The angle was interesting enough going into Mania and many were actually looking forward to Cole getting his well deserved beating. Trouble is the match was too long long and didn't really payoff. Now that is becoming the story of this feud. Its going on too long and most are starting to believe that it won't payoff. I'm of the mindset that Cole is walking out of Extreme Rules a winner and Jerry and JR are going come out looking bad. JR has no business in the ring and Lawler looks stupid for picking JR vs anyone else on the roster as partner. Or even putting Swagger in the match. The fact that this is starting to seem like the biggest feud on Raw makes no sense. Cole as a heel announcer making an occasional jab at anyone else he's working with would be fine but not as the focus of the show.
|
|
|
Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 19, 2011 1:32:58 GMT -5
He did it last week to Truth and there are some vids of his using it in his Protype days. Of course his version varies from Misawa's but it was cool to see something new in his arsenal. Maybe he'll bust out a Tiger Driver '91.
|
|