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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 31, 2007 9:35:43 GMT -5
WWE could mock TNA by signing Goldberg (washed up suckage from th e past = VKM) and having him destroy Randy Orton (=new awesomeness) in 90 seconds. Wait, NO!!!! Don't do it!!! I will start a nuclear war!!!
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 31, 2007 10:04:52 GMT -5
I don't think Kip James is bad looking. I actually think he can wear these pants, since it adds to his heat like Jarrett's old JJ-Attire did and in these days MVP's attire does. I just think that the New Age Outlaws suck and the Murder City Machine Guns rule and see no point in jobbing a homegrown awesome tag team to a washed up WWE team. But let me list a few guys whose (gay) attire added to their heel heat: -Shawn Michaels (the chaps, the earrings, the movements, as a kid I called him gay years before I ever heard of the Patterson rumours) -Goldust (no explanation needed) -"Double J" Jeff Jarrett (gay, but in an awesome way, I actually copied his look for backyard wrestling with my cousin at one as a kid I have to admit... yes I even cut up a shirt to make JJ attire... shame on me) -Chris Jericho (his "trailer park hooker"-hairstyle was sometimes beyond ridiculous) -Rene Dupree (in ECW he looked like he was wrestling in underpants that emphasized his shlong too much) -Matt Striker (same as Dupree) -Borat -Naked Mideon edit, forgot: -Ralphus (if you don't know what I mean, nevermind... do you know Randy Bobandy or Phil from "Trailer Park Boys"?) -MVP (mentioned before and even JBL went berzerk on first sight of his outfit)
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 31, 2007 9:30:37 GMT -5
Billy Gunn looked epically gay tonight. I was wondering why he was wearing Torrie's pants. Kip James looked epically gay before, but last Impact was one of the worse evenings. And HE, of all guys HE accused Triple H (who I totally hate) of looking gay. WTF?!?!?!? Is VKM's gimmick maybe that they are a walking irony? They accuse WWE guys of being and doing things that they are even more. But the worst thing is: THEY MOTHERf***ING JOBBED OUT THE AWESOME MURDER CITY MACHINE GUNS TO THIS PIECE OF SHIT NO GOOD MOTHERf***ER CRAP TAG TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! f***!!!!! I HATED THEM IN WWF AND I HATE THEM NOW!!!! PLEASE FIRE THEM AND JOB THEM BOTH - BOTH !!!! - OUT TO KURT ANGLE IN A HANDICAP MATCH, WHERE ANGLE TOTALLY DESTROYS THEM - TWICE!!!!! AArrrrrrgh I'm pissseddddd!!!!
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 31, 2007 12:40:29 GMT -5
Well, it's not THAT weird. Sometimes people who don't like each other at first sight become friends, because they find out that they are quite similiar to each other which was perhaps the reason they started to fight first.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 29, 2007 6:52:46 GMT -5
Anyone else find her kickin the crap out of people kinda hot??? Quite frankly, yes. I totally hate the women's wrestling that WWE presents us. I find it boring, stupid and even the matches that are MEANT to be hawt (lingerie fight, wet t-shirt fight, bra&panties) leave me absolutely cold. BUT, two chicks beating the bloody shit out of each other legit is something I actually like.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 27, 2007 16:26:34 GMT -5
Brian Blair also threw pretty good punches. He should however be a little more humble.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 29, 2007 6:46:33 GMT -5
I remember posting in another thread like this a little while ago. I listed like 30 special moves that no one has ever kicked out of, at all. Ones I can remember: [...] -Christian's unprettier I think Chris Harris kicked out of it just recently and I marked for it. I'm pretty sure that Jarrett kicked out of it before and perhaps others. The Unprettier is pretty much like the Pedigree: a powerful finisher that makes people look good, when they are tough enough to kick out. What is that? DDP's Finisher was the "Diamond Cutter" and I'm pretty sure that Goldberg kicked out of that as well. Many of the finishers on the list weren't kicked out of, because the wrestlers who perform it don't get to use it too often and then there are finishers where I'm pretty sure that someone kicked out at some point, but I cannot say when and who did it (with WCW/nWo guys the answer is usually Goldberg, with Oldschool WWF guys the answer is usually Hogan or The Undertaker).
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 28, 2007 22:37:18 GMT -5
I don't ever remember anyone kicking out of the Perfect-plex (Curt Henning's Fisherman's Suplex), but it probably happened. If I remember it correctly: Yes. Goldberg did it after a 1-count and then proceeded to squash Hennig. It was a World Title Match and I totally hated it. Damn it! Goldberg and how he was booked is one reason to be glad of two things, I normally hate: a) WCW died b) Vince McMahon refuses to push other people's creations And while we are talking about Goldberg: Regal stayed down for the three count, but I would have LOVED him to shoot, kick out or even make Goldjerk tap in that match. It would have killed Goldberg's gimmick and made Regal a hero for McMahon, who probably would have rewarded him. Unfortunately WCW would have sued the living shit out of him.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 20, 2007 18:59:43 GMT -5
When I first read "Chris Benoit" I thought: "well, that would be cool" for about a split second until I realized...
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 7, 2007 21:23:26 GMT -5
Probably Trish Stratus.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 7, 2007 18:53:03 GMT -5
Ric Flair is/was a decent worker. But the whole "16 time champ" crap is rediculous. He had those belts because he kissed ass, cried like a girl, and had his friends booking him to win these belts. Flair may have been a 3 or 4 time champ without political stroke. But with it, the man gets 16. Switch around a few numbers, supplant the word "wife" in place of "friends" & you could Triple H's name in place of Flair. Thank you. I feel exactly the same about HHH. And this is my pick. 10 times (or something) world champ? My ass! He is NOT in one league with Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Ric Flair or Hulk Hogan. He belongs one step below them among other guys like Jericho, Raven, Jeff Jarrett, Goldberg, Benoit, etc. All guys who deserved one or two World Titles, but certainly not more than 5. I'm not talking about ability (if I would Jericho would be on the very top and Hogan close to the very bottom), but on how much of a top draw you are. And no matter how many World Titles HHH and/or Jarrett will have they will always be top guys, but NEVER REAL ICONS.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 7, 2007 22:57:55 GMT -5
I just wanna say that Mike Enos is one of the most underrated wrestlers of the past 20 years or so. The dude was great, but Wayne Bloom and a collective lack of charisma held him back. Well, it always seemed to me that Enos had a much higher standing in Japan.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 8, 2007 10:11:05 GMT -5
Rick Steiner vs. Chucky the evil doll. Thread officially over. Ok, winner. I totally blocked these UBER-crap feuds out of my mind, but now... AAARGH! Jeff Jarrett vs. Chyna Jamie Noble vs. Hornswoogle Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Lawrence Taylor Hogan/Rodman vs. DDP/Jay Leno ...I HATE THESE MOTHERf***ING MONKEYASSSUCKING FEUDS THAT MAKE WRESTLERS APPEAR "FAKE", SINCE ANY IDIOT COULD BEAT A PRO WRESTLER... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! ...and: Vince McMahon vs. "God", since it was not funny, satiric blasphemy, but just stupid blasphemy that made McMahon appear as a senile old jerk... well...
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 8, 2007 10:01:56 GMT -5
What about HHH vs. Orton? I was totally annoyed and bored.
Sting vs. Hogan? Had great potential, but thanks to egomania it turned out as a giant disappointment.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 7, 2007 22:51:08 GMT -5
I hope TNA will not hire Rene Dupree...
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Aug 6, 2007 22:26:59 GMT -5
1. I need no photoshopping for Cena's new gay gimmick: 2. Royd Mysterium - TNA's newest (lame) shot at WWE:
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Dec 30, 2007 7:54:36 GMT -5
What Im saying is one of these days there will be undeniable proof. There will no proof until we see Chris Mordetzky in a sombrero. If not in WWE, maybe in TNA. But whoever will do that, they will be winners of the Internet.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Dec 29, 2007 15:42:14 GMT -5
Wait... Did Edge insult him too? Would that not make EDGE be the bigger douche to insult one of HIS fans? And even is this was just a house show why would these two assholes break kayfabe just to insult a fan? If this is true it's VERY unprofessional from both.
Were they on coke or something?
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Dec 30, 2007 7:33:41 GMT -5
I don't find it THAT bad either. Pillman is American, isn't it normal for him to have a gun in his home, especially if he is physically threatened by an "enemy"? And wouldn't it fit the mad character he portrayed that he was ready to shoot and kill Austin?
Sure, normally this stuff does not belong in sports, but this is Pro Wrestling and it tends to be very over-the-top, cheesy and sometimes awfully tasteless. Hell, Vince wanted to do an incest angle, where it would be implied that he would have [new jack]motherf'n sex with his motherf'n b**** daughter[/new jack]. I think they did rape angles before and I think I'd rather get shot than buried alive...
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Dec 29, 2007 12:33:49 GMT -5
And you people complain about the REVERSE BATTLE ROYALE...
I get it.
Jericho's idea = excellent
Someone else idea in a fed where Russo is involved = crap
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