Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 30, 2008 18:47:32 GMT -5
I'm sorry! I'll be careful! You'll be DEAD! (Sorry, had to add in that little part there ) No, I love you guys for it.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 30, 2008 18:48:47 GMT -5
I'm sorry! I'll be careful! You'll be DEAD! (Sorry, had to add in that little part there ) I have failed my inner Star Wars nerd. Okay, it's not really inner. I'm pretty open about how much of an SW nerd I am. Which makes that even more depressing. THANKS FOR RUINING EVERYTHING KHALI
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Post by Supersmark is a Troll on Dec 30, 2008 18:51:00 GMT -5
An old guy comes to me and grabs my arm. Then the following discussion starts: Random old man: Hey! You! What nationality? Me: (What's the deal with this guy, is he some racist f***?) Er... well, French. Old man: *not understanding what i just said* What? Me: FRENCH!! Old man: Ah! ... *silence for a few seconds* Old man: I'm going to kill you. Me: WHAT?!! Old man: And you know why? Then I quickly removed my arm from his hand and walked away, thinking once again that old people do NOT deserve any special respect for being old. Dude, he probably had dementia and his only memories were from the war.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 18:51:55 GMT -5
You'll be DEAD! (Sorry, had to add in that little part there ) I have failed my inner Star Wars nerd. Okay, it's not really inner. I'm pretty open about how much of an SW nerd I am. Which makes that even more depressing. THANKS FOR RUINING EVERYTHING KHALI No problem! I'm a Star Wars nerd in that I don't follow it as much as I used to but I still remember a hell of a lot of random Star Wars stuff. I just don't say much about it. ...wait, what? That wasn't me, I swear...it was the wind! I don't know anything about Starred Wards at all!
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mrrotten
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Post by mrrotten on Dec 30, 2008 19:00:06 GMT -5
Probably the time a customer walked up to me and said "Putting on a couple of pounds huh?". I'll admit I'm on the heavy side, but I've always been that way, and I haven't put any weight on at the time, so whatever dude.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 30, 2008 19:08:25 GMT -5
Also, I was going to the bathroom one time and this guy, who I think worked for the same company as me looked over and said...
"Heh, heh, heh and they call you the Big Show?"
So I of course kicked his ass.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 30, 2008 19:20:13 GMT -5
...wait, what? That wasn't me, I swear...it was the wind! I don't know anything about Starred Wards at all! STARRED WARS DOESN'T RING ANY BELLS WITH KHA
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 30, 2008 19:20:26 GMT -5
KHALI
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Klutch
Unicron
Not so good at that whole noticing thing.
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Post by Klutch on Dec 30, 2008 19:24:43 GMT -5
Stranger :Are you a mexican? Me: No Stranger: You look mexican. Me: Well, I'm not. Stranger: Are you sure? I just walked away after that
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AoDfan
Don Corleone
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Post by AoDfan on Dec 30, 2008 19:27:50 GMT -5
I went to the Portland Zoo this past October with my Aunt, Uncle, Cousin and her boyfriend. I was with my cousin when this 13 or 14 year old boy walked by. He gave me this evil eye and hissed like a cat at me. after what was like 5 seconds I asked my cousin if that kid just hissed at me, she said she was about to ask me the same thing.
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Mac
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Post by Mac on Dec 30, 2008 19:32:50 GMT -5
I think I win.
I got a phone call when I was 11-12, the guy on the other end said
"Talk to me while I masturbate" and that was it
And yes I hung up (the phone)
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Johnny B. Decent
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Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 30, 2008 19:36:04 GMT -5
I think I win. I got a phone call when I was 11-12, the guy on the other end said "Talk to me while I masturbate" and that was it And yes I hung up (the phone) What in the F***?!?
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Mac
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Post by Mac on Dec 30, 2008 19:36:50 GMT -5
I think I win. I got a phone call when I was 11-12, the guy on the other end said "Talk to me while I masturbate" and that was it And yes I hung up (the phone) What in the F***?!? Yep
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 19:37:09 GMT -5
...wait, what? That wasn't me, I swear...it was the wind! I don't know anything about Starred Wards at all! STARRED WARS DOESN'T RING ANY BELLS WITH KHA JsumahurkaghajakuMOTHER DOG!
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
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Post by Tarik Dee on Dec 30, 2008 19:46:29 GMT -5
Maybe was the wrong number.
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Aceorton
El Dandy
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Post by Aceorton on Dec 30, 2008 19:52:43 GMT -5
A couple weeks before Christmas my wife and I were at a TJ Maxx buying a bunch of gifts for a toy drive. As we were leaving, a bag lady sitting on a bench in the front vestibule looked us over and said, "Everything new and nice!"
I found it disturbing mostly because she had pissed herself and the vestibule smelled like a port-o-potty.
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Post by Loki on Dec 30, 2008 19:59:59 GMT -5
Drunk guy asked me for some change, and then asked me if I was gay. I suspect he was...
Drunk middle-aged man offered to buy me a drink and to dance with him and his wife. I quickly gathered my friends and left the pub. I still got laughed at by one of my friends for that... She finds hilarious I freaked out at that sweaty old man taking my hand and asking me to dance. Go figure.
Drunk girl at a karaoke in Wrexham hit me with a low-blow, Ric Flair style, while I was singing, and the whispered in my ear "you suck at singing". To which I replied "I know, and you're drunk and ugly". Never seen her before or after.
Several people mistook me and a friend of mine for a married couple at a wedding. Despite we were barely talking to eachother that day. Or BECAUSE of that??
People said me both "do you ever stop talking?" and "oh, you're so quiet...". I don't know who's right.
"Are you shy? Why don't you look at me when you're talking?" I thought wearing glasses kinda gave away my eyes issues. I was wrong.
"Man, I'd smurf the hell out of that girl!" speaking of several friends/cousins.
"I'm dying to get some cock" Thanks for the info, but I'd rather chop my pee-pee than putting it into you. Not just because you're ugly, but mainly because I'm not fond of girls who beg for sex 10 minutes into your first meeting.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 30, 2008 20:00:29 GMT -5
Some random guy once asked me if I knew where he could find a prostitute.
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pegasuswarrior
El Dandy
Three Time FAN Idol Champion
@PulpPictionary
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Dec 30, 2008 20:12:10 GMT -5
Crazy world, huh? Well, don't let it get you down.
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Square
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Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Dec 30, 2008 20:15:41 GMT -5
"10 quid if you shove ya hands down me pants kid"
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