Beav
Hank Scorpio
OMG... I just realized I'm a Brony.
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Post by Beav on Dec 31, 2008 2:14:17 GMT -5
"As a great American, John Lennon, once said, 'The Times They Are a-Changin''"
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Dec 31, 2008 2:38:35 GMT -5
I made a cheeseburger for a guy once. He comes back a while later and orders a cheeseburger again. He then says this: "You make real good cheeseburgers. Last time I was here you made a burger so good...my dick got hard, man." Walk away... LOL!!!!! ;D Somebody said to me "Man, f*** all of these cars, man!" And then one girl (probably drunk) came up to me on Halloween at a bus stop, and asked me if I had a lighter. I said no, and her response was, "You have to smoke. You're a black guy." It wasn't just disrturbing because it was a racist comment, but I just had never heard anything like that before. I'm just like, "What!? Huh?"
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Dec 31, 2008 2:59:35 GMT -5
"May I help you ma'am?"
As the blue thingy next to my name would tell you, I am a guy.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Dec 31, 2008 3:30:40 GMT -5
I just spent the last 3 hours reading that site. As someone who works in retail, I can relate to a lot of them.
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Just Jay
Unicron
DIESEL!?!?!
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Post by Just Jay on Dec 31, 2008 3:49:25 GMT -5
"You've got a date with a man in a cape!"
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Post by rrm15 on Dec 31, 2008 5:15:22 GMT -5
I had just moved into my apartment at the beginning of the semester, when two dudes walked up to me and asked where the ho's were at. After informing the gentlemen that I didn't know, one of them informed me that he was "tryna make a baby".
It was a great day.
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sloride
Unicron
Doesn't Suck Up. Or Does She?
The Greatest Entertainer to have ever Lived
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Post by sloride on Dec 31, 2008 5:44:46 GMT -5
When I was on the subway in NYC a random person came up to me and said 'you have a very nice accent, very nice'. Then looked down at my chest then walked off. It was weird.
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Dec 31, 2008 6:32:27 GMT -5
Me and my mate were just standing around talking then this random girl comes up to me and says: Girl: "Are you gay? My friend wants to know." Me: "No." Girl: "Oh okay" She was snorking hot though. That exact thing happened to me once in high school. Matter of fact, almost all of my "strangers saying disturbing things to me" experiences have been from random teenage girls walking up and saying random things to me during my high school days. Another time, in a similar event, one chick walked up and asked me if I wear mascara. I have long eyelashes; apparently that makes me all kinds of gay. And, in a fairly memorable series of drama from my teenage years, one time when I was waiting for the lunch period to end, some girl I didn't know walked up to me and asked me my name. I was suspicious, but told her. Her response? "Well, my friend calls you 'assless dude.'" I loudly responded "WTF!!??" at that, but she was gone before I could really lay into her. Ironically, to make a long story short, I eventually learned that this really was the case that she had a friend, and that her and her clique referred to me by that stupid name. Even weirder, I learned after that that she actually had a serious crush on me and really liked me romantically, and was totally heartbroken when I made it clear that I didn't feel the same way. Ah...the teenage years. Don't you miss them?
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 31, 2008 6:50:35 GMT -5
"Have you considered going into modeling?" Said to me by a woman at a MAX station who looked like she shopped at K-Mart. I had a former manager say that. I think she was hitting on me, and when I didn't really respond, she got angry and told me to mop.
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Post by waffleofpower on Dec 31, 2008 7:37:01 GMT -5
In my defense I wasn't drunk. I really did wanna know if I could change her diaper. I was just trying to be nice. I can change my own diaper, thank you very much! ;D Ooooh goodie..now I've gone and disturbed myself.
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Dec 31, 2008 11:08:40 GMT -5
"Have you considered going into modeling?" Said to me by a woman at a MAX station who looked like she shopped at K-Mart. The MAX is full of strangeness. I had a lady start yelling that someone had spiked her Risperdal and tried to fight the kid sitting next to her. After he got up and left, she proceded to "cast the devil on him". I put my hood on, my iPod in, and looked at the floor for the next half hour.
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khali
Dennis Stamp
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Post by khali on Dec 31, 2008 12:05:15 GMT -5
The bus is always a great source. This was one of the best:
A guy who really, really wanted to kill his girlfriend but couldn't because it would mess up their kid for life. And the whole time she was in jail she only called him to yell at him. I later saw this man again and made sure to avoid him.
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Post by King Boo on Dec 31, 2008 12:45:56 GMT -5
That I look like Amy Winehouse.
I was horrified.
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Post by Hidden Jake on Dec 31, 2008 14:38:44 GMT -5
I was walking at my state's fair and I was wearing a Nirvana shirt and some guy clearly on something came up and asked me WHO'S THE LEAD SINGER OF NIRVANA. I was like Kurt Cobain....and then he said good and walked away. I should of told him Dave Grohl.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 31, 2008 14:59:41 GMT -5
Here's one I just remembered. It's not as random, but still disturbing.
A few years ago I met this guy who was a friend of my brother's. I find out that he's the brother of this girl I knew in school. He goes on to tell me that her sister enjoys screaming out my name during her "alone time", if you will.
I only knew this girl from the FIFTH GRADE, so the fact that she not only remembered me, but pleasured herself to my memory, bugs me just a bit.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2008 15:13:31 GMT -5
Here's one I just remembered. It's not as random, but still disturbing. A few years ago I met this guy who was a friend of my brother's. I find out that he's the brother of this girl I knew in school. He goes on to tell me that her sister enjoys screaming out my name during her "alone time", if you will. I only knew this girl from the FIFTH GRADE, so the fact that she not only remembered me, but pleasured herself to my memory, bugs me just a bit. great now i have a picture of a girl screaming SAJOA MOE!! also you should meet said girl... sexy times will most likely happen... then after she will never say your name again
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Dec 31, 2008 15:15:38 GMT -5
Here's one I just remembered. It's not as random, but still disturbing. A few years ago I met this guy who was a friend of my brother's. I find out that he's the brother of this girl I knew in school. He goes on to tell me that her sister enjoys screaming out my name during her "alone time", if you will. I only knew this girl from the FIFTH GRADE, so the fact that she not only remembered me, but pleasured herself to my memory, bugs me just a bit. great now i have a picture of a girl screaming SAJOA MOE!! also you should meet said girl... sexy times will most likely happen... then after she will never say your name again He hasn't seen her since THE FIFTH GRADE! That's messed up.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 31, 2008 15:21:26 GMT -5
Here's one I just remembered. It's not as random, but still disturbing. A few years ago I met this guy who was a friend of my brother's. I find out that he's the brother of this girl I knew in school. He goes on to tell me that her sister enjoys screaming out my name during her "alone time", if you will. I only knew this girl from the FIFTH GRADE, so the fact that she not only remembered me, but pleasured herself to my memory, bugs me just a bit. Man, you are like some creepy person sex icon or something.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 31, 2008 15:37:02 GMT -5
great now i have a picture of a girl screaming SAJOA MOE!! also you should meet said girl... sexy times will most likely happen... then after she will never say your name again He hasn't seen her since THE FIFTH GRADE! That's messed up. She was a bit of a nutcase to begin with. Terrible in school, cussed out teachers, probably needed medication. She only made it through half the school year before getted the boot. I was pretty much the only person she got along with, though, so that's where the affection came from. Fortunately I backed out before getting in too deep. I imagine her now having half her hair ripped out and several teeth missing, maybe with cuts on her legs.
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Jam
Unicron
Spiral out
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Post by Jam on Dec 31, 2008 15:41:28 GMT -5
A homeless man once offered to sell me an apple and a BJ at the same time
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