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Post by salTy on Nov 8, 2011 7:03:30 GMT -5
They realized he was G-Rilla at one point in time. Have you seen any of his Superstars squash matches? The guy has lost some weight and really improved far above my expectations. He is better than Mason Ryan. It doesn't take much.
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Post by salTy on Nov 7, 2011 17:58:48 GMT -5
Welcome back to the Tournament to End All Tournaments! No love for Trinity around these parts, eh? Or is John Constantine simply that awesome? I honestly have very little knowledge of the Hellblazer series or the Constantine movie. Perhaps I should check it out? Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is! How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide. There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face. So, yeah. One of the various Arnold Schwarzeneggar characters that is actually just an extention of Arnold himself versus one of the most famous video game characters of all time. John Matrix, of course, is the main protaganist of the movie Commando, where he plays a retired special forces operate who must rescue his kidnapped daughter. You gotta love this movie simply for the over the top violence, and of course Arnold. Then there's Donkey Kong. He's been a hero, a villain, a father, a son, a friend, and a go kart driver. Donkey has been there and done that in video games, and his legend is etched in the history of vid'ja games forever. John Matrix.VS. Donkey Kong--- Results: Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1) -- Richard Petty(4) def. Ron Jeremy(3) -- Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1) -- Magneto(5) def. Tom Savini(2) -- Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1) -- Lara Croft(4) def. Public Enemy(2) -- Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1) -- Wayne Gretzky(4) def. Johnny Carson(1) -- Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2) -- Genghis Khan(6) def. Ron Weasley(5) -- Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0) -- The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4) -- Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3) -- Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2) -- Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1) -- King Kong(10) def. Rasputin(3) -- George Washington(8) def. Aragorn(1) -- Edgar Allan Poe(8) def. Moe Syzslak(1) -- Thing(7) def. Bill Murray(5) -- Ice Cube(4) def. Dalton(3) -- Mr. T(8) def. Dr. Wily(0) -- Link(5) def. Spartacus(3) -- Arthur Fonzarelli(3) def. Judge Dredd(2) -- Joan of Arc(3) def. Julius Caesar(2) -- John Wayne(4) def. Simon Phoenix(1) -- Vlad the Impaler(4) def. Ferris Bueller(3) -- Roddy Piper(3) def. Andre the Giant(1) -- Winston Churchill(7) def. Clive Owen(1) -- Hannibal(7) def. Ozzy Osbourne(4) -- The Kraken(5) def. Leeloo(2) -- William the Conquerer(5) def. Zapp Brannigan(2) -- Ghostbusters(5) def. Cloud(2) -- Shaft(6) def. Dr. House(1) -- Mick Foley(3) def. Hercules(2) -- Chuck Norris(5) def. General Zod(1) -- John Lennon(7) def. Brian Griffin(1) -- John Constantine(5) def. Trinity(0)
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Post by salTy on Nov 7, 2011 4:01:21 GMT -5
And to all of you saying that Mason has never failed a drug test, well neither has Jay Cutler. The IFBB also ha sa 'ban' on steroids lmao Yet, there are organizations out there that specifically label themselves 'Natural' to separate themselves from the major bodybuilding organizations. Why would they do that if they believed the testing to be legit?
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Post by salTy on Nov 6, 2011 7:41:07 GMT -5
Welcome back to the Tournament to End All Tournaments! Down goes Griffin! Lennon with a commanding 7 to 1 victory advances. I'm very pleased with the voter turnout. Let's keep this ball rolling. Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is! How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide. There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face. Nothing too major today. I think this will simply come down to which series is more popular. We have John Constantine, of the Hellblazer comic series and Constantine movie, taking on Trinity, of the Matrix movie series. Not really much to say here. Constantine rocks the holy power, and Trinity is totally badass when plugged into a computer. So, yeah, have fun. John Constantine.VS. Trinity--- Results: Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1) -- Richard Petty(4) def. Ron Jeremy(3) -- Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1) -- Magneto(5) def. Tom Savini(2) -- Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1) -- Lara Croft(4) def. Public Enemy(2) -- Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1) -- Wayne Gretzky(4) def. Johnny Carson(1) -- Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2) -- Genghis Khan(6) def. Ron Weasley(5) -- Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0) -- The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4) -- Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3) -- Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2) -- Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1) -- King Kong(10) def. Rasputin(3) -- George Washington(8) def. Aragorn(1) -- Edgar Allan Poe(8) def. Moe Syzslak(1) -- Thing(7) def. Bill Murray(5) -- Ice Cube(4) def. Dalton(3) -- Mr. T(8) def. Dr. Wily(0) -- Link(5) def. Spartacus(3) -- Arthur Fonzarelli(3) def. Judge Dredd(2) -- Joan of Arc(3) def. Julius Caesar(2) -- John Wayne(4) def. Simon Phoenix(1) -- Vlad the Impaler(4) def. Ferris Bueller(3) -- Roddy Piper(3) def. Andre the Giant(1) -- Winston Churchill(7) def. Clive Owen(1) -- Hannibal(7) def. Ozzy Osbourne(4) -- The Kraken(5) def. Leeloo(2) -- William the Conquerer(5) def. Zapp Brannigan(2) -- Ghostbusters(5) def. Cloud(2) -- Shaft(6) def. Dr. House(1) -- Mick Foley(3) def. Hercules(2) -- Chuck Norris(5) def. General Zod(1) -- John Lennon(7) def. Brian Griffin(1)
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Post by salTy on Nov 4, 2011 9:58:56 GMT -5
Yes, anyone can be using steroids, but the fact remains that guys like Ryan do not have a natural physique. He actually busts his ass in the weight room and maintains a mass gaining diet and routine. He actually knows what he's doing. I find it hard to believe he can achieve the results he has, which dwarfs those of natural bodybuilders, without enhancement.
No, I don't have proof. So you can all stop using that as your argument. I also don't have proof that Jake Roberts was wasted off his ass at the Legends of Wrestling show, but then my mind is merely interpreting what my eyes are seeing. We don't have proof of many things, but that doesn't mean our arguments don't have merit.
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Post by salTy on Nov 4, 2011 9:50:29 GMT -5
Welcome back to the Tournament to End All Tournaments! As probably most everyone predicted, Chuck Norris prevailed. The one vote for Zod was cute, probably for the sake of irony. I imagine Chuck's future match-ups in this tournament will be far more difficult. Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is! How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide. There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face. So today is another unique encounter of entities from completely opposite spectrums. We have musical legend/icon John Lennon taking on the canine of the Family Guy series, Brian Griffin. Lennon is, of course, a legend whose musical influence literally has no bounds. They say only the good die young, and most believe it true in Lennon's case. Brian Griffin is the brainchild of Seth MacFarlane, and most notable for being the social and political commentator for the show. I'd say most likely Brian got the short end of the stick on this one. John Lennon.VS. Brian Griffin--- Results: Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1) -- Richard Petty(4) def. Ron Jeremy(3) -- Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1) -- Magneto(5) def. Tom Savini(2) -- Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1) -- Lara Croft(4) def. Public Enemy(2) -- Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1) -- Wayne Gretzky(4) def. Johnny Carson(1) -- Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2) -- Genghis Khan(6) def. Ron Weasley(5) -- Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0) -- The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4) -- Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3) -- Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2) -- Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1) -- King Kong(10) def. Rasputin(3) -- George Washington(8) def. Aragorn(1) -- Edgar Allan Poe(8) def. Moe Syzslak(1) -- Thing(7) def. Bill Murray(5) -- Ice Cube(4) def. Dalton(3) -- Mr. T(8) def. Dr. Wily(0) -- Link(5) def. Spartacus(3) -- Arthur Fonzarelli(3) def. Judge Dredd(2) -- Joan of Arc(3) def. Julius Caesar(2) -- John Wayne(4) def. Simon Phoenix(1) -- Vlad the Impaler(4) def. Ferris Bueller(3) -- Roddy Piper(3) def. Andre the Giant(1) -- Winston Churchill(7) def. Clive Owen(1) -- Hannibal(7) def. Ozzy Osbourne(4) -- The Kraken(5) def. Leeloo(2) -- William the Conquerer(5) def. Zapp Brannigan(2) -- Ghostbusters(5) def. Cloud(2) -- Shaft(6) def. Dr. House(1) -- Mick Foley(3) def. Hercules(2) -- Chuck Norris(5) def. General Zod(1)
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Post by salTy on Nov 4, 2011 2:43:34 GMT -5
ok so jay cutler is way bigger than roger waters. and also cutler is only 5'10 and weights nearly 300 pounds. so no comparison The point is displaying the difference between someone that uses enhancers and another that doesn't.
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Post by salTy on Nov 3, 2011 19:09:46 GMT -5
This is Roger Waters, Mr. Natural Universe. Natural, of course, meaning that his physique was achieved without enhancers. Now, compare him to Jay Cutler, multiple Mr. Olympia, who competes without having to be tested for enhancers. Keep in mind that all bodybuilders, enhanced or not, dehydrate themselves before competitions to show maximum muscle definition. In normal every day life, they do not look like this. The mass of each individual speaks for itself I think. This is Mason Ryan: I think the case can certainly be made against Ryan. He simply does not look natural, just like Chris Masters didn't look natural before he was wellness'd. The biggest indicator for me is Ryan's neck. Refer back to the picture of Roger Waters--this is a man that dedicates his life to achieving and maintaining the best physique possible without enhancers. He isn't on the road 200+ days out of the year and having to physically perform inside a wrestling ring. Now, we don't know any details concerning Mason Ryan, but he could very well be masking his test results, or using a substance not on the banned substances list. Or maybe he's being protected, or has been tested in between cycles. It also could be that he has only been tested one or two times. Go back and read the official policy, it states that random tests are "designed to result in all WWE Talent being tested at a minimum four (4) times annually, but may result in more frequent testing due to the random selection process. " More tests are based on "suspicion".
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Post by salTy on Nov 3, 2011 8:52:08 GMT -5
This is NOT being no-sold.
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Post by salTy on Nov 3, 2011 8:45:28 GMT -5
The list of banned substances is found on this page: corporate.wwe.com/company/abuse_policy.jspAs you can see, most anabolic steroids are banned, as are the major growth hormones. There's also a link to the list of banned substances that the NFL tests for. However, the only one I could readily find is a link to a document. It's clean, but I'm not posting a downloadable file on this site. Google search "nfl banned substances", and you'll find it. The most glaring differences are that the WWE has less banned substances. For instance, the 'E has 35 anabolic steroids listed, while the NFL has 50. There's also 15 diuretics listed for the 'E, while the NFL has 20 listed. The 'E only has a handful of stimulants specifically listed, while the NFL has 11. But, the 'E has 11 anti-estrogens listed, while the NFL only has 4. WWE has nothing about doping, and both have nothing listed about prohormones, which are banned in natural bodybuilding competitions.
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Post by salTy on Nov 3, 2011 8:21:10 GMT -5
Welcome back to the Tournament to End All Tournaments! More votes, people! Foley was simply too much for Hercules to handle. Getting thrown off a 16-foot high cell is downright more impressive than slaying a hydra. Sorry, Herc. Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is! How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide. There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face. Are you guys ready for this one? The fateful moment has arrived, as I'm sure a lot of you have been anticipating--the arrival of Chuck Norris into the Tournament. Are there more modern day myths about one person? Some people say he owns all the Back to the Future movies on laser disc. Pretty crazy. This is a monumental and potentially unfortunate draw for General Zod here. He can match Superman in pretty much every category, but he's no Chuck Norris. We shall see. Chuck Norris.VS. General Zod--- Results: Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1) -- Richard Petty(4) def. Ron Jeremy(3) -- Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1) -- Magneto(5) def. Tom Savini(2) -- Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1) -- Lara Croft(4) def. Public Enemy(2) -- Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1) -- Wayne Gretzky(4) def. Johnny Carson(1) -- Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2) -- Genghis Khan(6) def. Ron Weasley(5) -- Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0) -- The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4) -- Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3) -- Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2) -- Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1) -- King Kong(10) def. Rasputin(3) -- George Washington(8) def. Aragorn(1) -- Edgar Allan Poe(8) def. Moe Syzslak(1) -- Thing(7) def. Bill Murray(5) -- Ice Cube(4) def. Dalton(3) -- Mr. T(8) def. Dr. Wily(0) -- Link(5) def. Spartacus(3) -- Arthur Fonzarelli(3) def. Judge Dredd(2) -- Joan of Arc(3) def. Julius Caesar(2) -- John Wayne(4) def. Simon Phoenix(1) -- Vlad the Impaler(4) def. Ferris Bueller(3) -- Roddy Piper(3) def. Andre the Giant(1) -- Winston Churchill(7) def. Clive Owen(1) -- Hannibal(7) def. Ozzy Osbourne(4) -- The Kraken(5) def. Leeloo(2) -- William the Conquerer(5) def. Zapp Brannigan(2) -- Ghostbusters(5) def. Cloud(2) -- Shaft(6) def. Dr. House(1) -- Mick Foley(3) def. Hercules(2)
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Post by salTy on Nov 2, 2011 8:31:53 GMT -5
Also does anyone know if Kerry Von Erich really lost his foot because, he decided to walk too early after surgery to get a cheeseburger? I've heard Kevin Von Erich say in a few interviews that Kerry lost his foot because he tried to walk too soon after surgery. But I'm not sure about the cheeseburger part.. Don't know if this is common knowledge or not, but Bam Bam Bigelow claimed that Kerry's motorcycle accident was the result of him running from a drug deal.
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Post by salTy on Nov 1, 2011 21:43:37 GMT -5
Welcome back to the Tournament to End All Tournaments! Dr. House gets the shaft! Or Shaft. Or from Shaft. There's an image. Shaft wins quite handily, possibly making him a favorite in future match-ups. His support in toppling a modern character is impressive. Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is! How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide. There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face. This evening we have an apparent clash of the titans as mythological Greek and Roman hero, Hercules, takes on wrestling legend, the hardcore icon Mick Foley! Hercules(or Heracles) is most famous for his twelve labours, displaying great strength and cunning as well as slaying many monsters. He has been romanticized on TV, film, and in comic books. Mick Foley's reputation speaks for itself; exploding barbed wire death matches, Hell in the Cell, flaming tables, one and a half ears, and a smoking hot wife. One of the pioneers and most vibrant personalities in wrestling history. What says you, voters? Hercules.VS. Mick Foley--- Results: Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1) -- Richard Petty(4) def. Ron Jeremy(3) -- Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1) -- Magneto(5) def. Tom Savini(2) -- Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1) -- Lara Croft(4) def. Public Enemy(2) -- Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1) -- Wayne Gretzky(4) def. Johnny Carson(1) -- Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2) -- Genghis Khan(6) def. Ron Weasley(5) -- Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0) -- The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4) -- Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3) -- Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2) -- Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1) -- King Kong(10) def. Rasputin(3) -- George Washington(8) def. Aragorn(1) -- Edgar Allan Poe(8) def. Moe Syzslak(1) -- Thing(7) def. Bill Murray(5) -- Ice Cube(4) def. Dalton(3) -- Mr. T(8) def. Dr. Wily(0) -- Link(5) def. Spartacus(3) -- Arthur Fonzarelli(3) def. Judge Dredd(2) -- Joan of Arc(3) def. Julius Caesar(2) -- John Wayne(4) def. Simon Phoenix(1) -- Vlad the Impaler(4) def. Ferris Bueller(3) -- Roddy Piper(3) def. Andre the Giant(1) -- Winston Churchill(7) def. Clive Owen(1) -- Hannibal(7) def. Ozzy Osbourne(4) -- The Kraken(5) def. Leeloo(2) -- William the Conquerer(5) def. Zapp Brannigan(2) -- Ghostbusters(5) def. Cloud(2) -- Shaft(6) def. Dr. House(1)
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Post by salTy on Nov 1, 2011 3:22:06 GMT -5
I'd say Regal because he actually lays into people.
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Post by salTy on Oct 31, 2011 18:22:46 GMT -5
Welcome back to the Tournament to End All Tournaments! Cloud gets busted! Sorry, FFVII fans, Cloud just got a raw deal when it came to the random number sorter. The Ghostbusters are just too powerfully nostalgic. Surprise surprise, it's old versus new today as well. Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is! How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide. There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face. The title character of the popular television show House, Dr. Gregory House, clashes with the title character of the '70s movie series Shaft, John Shaft. I find it extremely fitting that each is recognized by their last name first, and it wouldn't be one bit confusing if this was simply House vs. Shaft. Funny how things work out with a random program. Dr. Gregory House.VS. John Shaft--- Results: Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1) -- Richard Petty(4) def. Ron Jeremy(3) -- Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1) -- Magneto(5) def. Tom Savini(2) -- Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1) -- Lara Croft(4) def. Public Enemy(2) -- Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1) -- Wayne Gretzky(4) def. Johnny Carson(1) -- Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2) -- Genghis Khan(6) def. Ron Weasley(5) -- Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0) -- The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4) -- Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3) -- Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2) -- Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1) -- King Kong(10) def. Rasputin(3) -- George Washington(8) def. Aragorn(1) -- Edgar Allan Poe(8) def. Moe Syzslak(1) -- Thing(7) def. Bill Murray(5) -- Ice Cube(4) def. Dalton(3) -- Mr. T(8) def. Dr. Wily(0) -- Link(5) def. Spartacus(3) -- Arthur Fonzarelli(3) def. Judge Dredd(2) -- Joan of Arc(3) def. Julius Caesar(2) -- John Wayne(4) def. Simon Phoenix(1) -- Vlad the Impaler(4) def. Ferris Bueller(3) -- Roddy Piper(3) def. Andre the Giant(1) -- Winston Churchill(7) def. Clive Owen(1) -- Hannibal(7) def. Ozzy Osbourne(4) -- The Kraken(5) def. Leeloo(2) -- William the Conquerer(5) def. Zapp Brannigan(2) -- Ghostbusters(5) def. Cloud(2)
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Post by salTy on Oct 31, 2011 2:26:54 GMT -5
The Tazz
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Post by salTy on Oct 30, 2011 14:22:49 GMT -5
Welcome back to the Tournament to End All Tournaments! William conquers Brannigan! No real surprise there. Groundbreaking historical figures will always come out on top over minor animated show characters. Right? Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is! How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide. There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face. Today we have more pop culture madness as the Ghostbusters take on Final Fantasy VII hero, Cloud! Everyone and their grandmother knows about the Ghostbusters, but I never discount the power of Final Fantasy geeks. We shall see. Ghostbusters.VS. Cloud--- Results: Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1) -- Richard Petty(4) def. Ron Jeremy(3) -- Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1) -- Magneto(5) def. Tom Savini(2) -- Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1) -- Lara Croft(4) def. Public Enemy(2) -- Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1) -- Wayne Gretzky(4) def. Johnny Carson(1) -- Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2) -- Genghis Khan(6) def. Ron Weasley(5) -- Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0) -- The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4) -- Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3) -- Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2) -- Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1) -- King Kong(10) def. Rasputin(3) -- George Washington(8) def. Aragorn(1) -- Edgar Allan Poe(8) def. Moe Syzslak(1) -- Thing(7) def. Bill Murray(5) -- Ice Cube(4) def. Dalton(3) -- Mr. T(8) def. Dr. Wily(0) -- Link(5) def. Spartacus(3) -- Arthur Fonzarelli(3) def. Judge Dredd(2) -- Joan of Arc(3) def. Julius Caesar(2) -- John Wayne(4) def. Simon Phoenix(1) -- Vlad the Impaler(4) def. Ferris Bueller(3) -- Roddy Piper(3) def. Andre the Giant(1) -- Winston Churchill(7) def. Clive Owen(1) -- Hannibal(7) def. Ozzy Osbourne(4) -- The Kraken(5) def. Leeloo(2) -- William the Conquerer(5) def. Zapp Brannigan(2)
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Post by salTy on Oct 29, 2011 2:04:49 GMT -5
Welcome back to the Tournament to End All Tournaments! No love for the Fifth Element, eh? Then again, it is The freaking Kraken! I can't fault my loyal followers. I imagine The Kraken will advance quite far into this tournament. Just a hunch. Help me find out who the most awesome/badass character/person of all time is! How would one accomplish such a task? Why by pitting every awesome and/or badass person/character/historical figure in a 512-person bracket style tournament that leaves only one person standing in the end. Who will it be? You will decide. There is no voting criteria. You can vote for a participant based on whatever you please. If you feel that person would be the victor in a fist fight, or if you think they're more badass, more epic, have better hair, or if you just like one better than the other. It's completely up to you, the voter. I want people to have fun with this, and perhaps imagine the two participants squaring off face to face. So this is interesting. Conquerer versus conquerer. Blow hard commander of Earth's army from the Futurama series, Zapp Brannigan, takes on former Duke of Normandy, William the Conquerer! William is of course famous for his victory at the Battle of Hastings, while Zapp is known for conquering the pacifists of the Gandhi nebula. Nice. Zapp Brannigan.VS. William the Conquerer--- Results: Tom Hanks(5) def. Van Helsing(3) -- Burt Reynolds(6) def. Gordon Freeman(1) -- Richard Petty(4) def. Ron Jeremy(3) -- Hulk Hogan(8) def. Mace Windu(3) -- Freddie Mercury(2) def. N.W.A.(1) -- Magneto(5) def. Tom Savini(2) -- Superman(4) def. Serena Williams(3) -- Darth Vader(8) def. Annie Oakley(1) -- Lara Croft(4) def. Public Enemy(2) -- Conan O'Brien(6) def. The Wicked Witch(1) -- Obi-Wan Kenobi(6) def. Ellen Ripley(1) -- Wayne Gretzky(4) def. Johnny Carson(1) -- Miho(3) def. Dee Snider(1) -- The Contra Guys(5) def. Harry Potter(2) -- Genghis Khan(6) def. Ron Weasley(5) -- Robocop(6) def. Illidan Stormrage(0) -- Captain America(7) def. Samurai Jack(0) -- The Lone Ranger(5) def. Gandalf(2) -- Bruce Lee(6) def. Babe Ruth(4) -- Max Payne(6) def. Will Arnett(2) -- Dwight D. Eisenhower(6) def. The Ultimate Warrior(3) -- Daredevil(6) def. Bootsy Collins(0) -- Bob Barker(5) def. Captain Barbossa(2) -- Jim Brown(5) def. Buck Rogers(1) -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(7) def. Nostalgia Critic(1) -- King Kong(10) def. Rasputin(3) -- George Washington(8) def. Aragorn(1) -- Edgar Allan Poe(8) def. Moe Syzslak(1) -- Thing(7) def. Bill Murray(5) -- Ice Cube(4) def. Dalton(3) -- Mr. T(8) def. Dr. Wily(0) -- Link(5) def. Spartacus(3) -- Arthur Fonzarelli(3) def. Judge Dredd(2) -- Joan of Arc(3) def. Julius Caesar(2) -- John Wayne(4) def. Simon Phoenix(1) -- Vlad the Impaler(4) def. Ferris Bueller(3) -- Roddy Piper(3) def. Andre the Giant(1) -- Winston Churchill(7) def. Clive Owen(1) -- Hannibal(7) def. Ozzy Osbourne(4) -- The Kraken(5) def. Leeloo(2)
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Post by salTy on Oct 28, 2011 1:07:32 GMT -5
I read that Vince McMahon once covered up the death of Jimmy Snuka's girlfriend to avoid Snuka going to prison for murder.
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Post by salTy on Oct 27, 2011 19:30:27 GMT -5
I don't see it. Nothing about him wows me.
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