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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 16, 2009 0:20:24 GMT -5
ANY Sting heel turn. Nobody ever buys it. This. Especially when he was in MEM. However, that was partially his fault since he did not act like a heel. All the others were perfect, especially Nash was able to turn the fans against him in one single promo, but Sting still high-fived the fans on his entrance, did not participate in beatdowns, did not obviously cheat, did not insult people. What kind of heel is that? It's actually easier to get heel heat, but Sting somehow is not able or willing to.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 15, 2009 9:13:35 GMT -5
I really hope he does not end up in jail. I think jailtime would really f*** him up badly and definitely help him less than probation. About the steroids: I don't think wrestling or professional sports will ever be clean. There are ways to get around tests, you just have to know how, when, where and who.
IMO, it's hypocritical the judge people for using drugs as long as they don't harm others with their use. Drugs are part of our modern society, drugs make parts of the world work, without drugs some vital parts of out society would not work. I have an extremely liberal stance towards drug use (I don't use any except alcohol at parties and caffeine to keep me awake when I need to) and I think that legalization and control would be a better way to deal with the issue.
Good luck to Hardy and his family! It's probably best for him to stay away from pro wrestling.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 15, 2009 8:39:42 GMT -5
Meh. Sleeves are today what tribals were in the 90s.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 15, 2009 8:35:25 GMT -5
Nash won several World Titles in Madagascar with a standing double shooting star press. Unfortunately he had to forfeit his last title defense against El Dandy after he tore a quad coming down the ramp.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 15, 2009 8:18:27 GMT -5
I think all of TNA's upper card is currently booked pretty well. There are no guys, who don't belong there. Even serious, angry Eric Young comes across as legit. However, the MCMG should soon rule the tag team scence.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 15, 2009 7:59:51 GMT -5
If Joe attacks the MEM there's no way he could stay heel.
I think Sting should lose the TNA Title to AJ Styles in an epic passing the torch battle. Keep Angle out of it by putting in some bloody feud. If Angle was able to get over his foolish pride, Jarrett would be THE perfect opponent for that feud. You could compare it to Edge-Matt. However, I don't think Angle would do that so he'll probably face Matt Morgan (who cost him the title before).
With Angelina Love gone TNA's knockout division is pretty messed up, but we could have ODB vs. Daffney for the Knockout's Title.
Joe should face Lashley in a match that ends in some kind of draw.
I hope Mr. Anderson debuts as a face.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 15, 2009 7:47:16 GMT -5
With Angelina Love gone she might get a push as soon as Deaner's out of ODB's way.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 15, 2009 7:31:52 GMT -5
Kind of like when you put TP squares on your face when you nick it shaving, but times a million or so. A million TP squares! You will surrender them to me!
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 15, 2009 7:27:35 GMT -5
It was stupid to have her job for someone who is clearly smaller, much less in shape who comes back for a one night appearance. But, hey, Orton jobbed to an injured geriatric Orange Goblin that could barely walk.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 15, 2009 7:23:14 GMT -5
"I am that damn good!" - Triple H
Everything Hulk Hogan said in 200x.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 15, 2009 7:17:36 GMT -5
Unlike the People's Elbow the "Jerking Off" "Five Knuckle Shuffe", MVP's "Balling" and Kofi "Boom Boom" are transitional moves. They never end matches and should rather be compared to "The Worm". The only moves I can think of right now that really falls into the same category as the "People's Elbow" is Hogan's "Leg Drop of Doom" and Earthquake's finisher. I think in these days where MMA gains popularity there is no room for over-the-top cartoonish bounce-off-the-rope finishers.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 15, 2009 7:08:22 GMT -5
As much as I detest him now I would say Punk. He's an awesome heel and he made me root for everyone he has been facing since he transformed into Preachy McHypocrite. Caffeine is a drug, btw. ;-)
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 15, 2009 0:50:37 GMT -5
It was so terrible, especially if you think how motherf***ing AWESOME Daffney is now, zombie-hot and all. Thank God TNA fixed some gimmicks (Daffney, Eric Young, AJ Styles, Daniels, Roode).
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 14, 2009 20:18:56 GMT -5
1. Muhammad Hassan against brainwashed racist americ...s 2. Bret Hart against D-X and all their crap 3. srs Jericho against HBK and the brainwashed fans edit: 4. New Bloods vs. washed-up Dinosaurs like Hogan
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 14, 2009 19:59:40 GMT -5
There was a time when I thought that the popularity of professional football was a clear indicator that the civilized part of civilization was on the way out. I was wrong. Football is only a mild fungus compared to the sensationalistic stupidity of ‘professional’ wrestling. The fans are a lot worse, the sport itself dumbs people down faster than a mallet to the medulla, and it’s appeal is larger and more subversive than one could ever predict. Twenty years ago, it was a joke sport that aired on no-name cable stations on the weekends between reruns. Now it's everywhere. There is a 'Slam,'Bash,' and 'Fest' for every day of the week, every season of the year, and every holiday that can profit from a pay-per-view special. There is no redeeming value to wrestling. Football fans are stodgy intellectuals by comparison. Football itself has strategy, sportsmanship, and daring-do. What does wrestling have to offer? Fat men in leotards bouncing off of cushioned arenas. It is the pixie stick of the wide world of sports. Just thinking about it makes me quiver with psychosis. A number of boy-men my age beg off of the fascination, rationalizing it’s appeal as tongue in cheek. They’re aware that the drama behind the scenes is fake, but they pretend to get into it anyway. Bull. High camp is Ed Wood. Tongue in cheek can be found in "Waiting for Guffman," "Mars Attacks," or even "The Larry Sanders Show" to some extent. Wrestling is about as tongue in cheek as "Buffy The Vampire Slayer." It’s too lowbrow to achieve joke-within-a-joke status. The fans exhibit the same zeal that some housewives project towards soap opera characters when they refer to the actors by their character names. It’s worse than a soap opera, because it pretends to be real. The plot lines are cartoonish, the acting is horrendous, and who needs a back story? Week in and week out the writers come up with reasons for two guys to go into a ring and jump up on top of each other. Watching one episode is one too many. They say that it’s harmless and fun. So is a lobotomy, and both have the same long term effects. Wrestling used to be a southern fascination for stupid people who had nothing to tune into since the Nascar season was over and they couldn’t watch cars go around in circles anymore. Now it’s spread around the globe and back like some diabolical STD. The Rock, a musclebound bonehead with about as much acting talent as a limp sponge, has starred in a number of films, guest hosted SNL, and released a best selling book. Who wrote it for him, a team of monkeys with a typing certificate? Agh! There is zero intrinsic value to the squared circle. It’s popularity triggers more rage for me than grown ups who try to convince me that Harry Potter is entertaining. At least Harry Potter leads some people to read. Perhaps it’s the homoeroticism that never attracted me. Why do grown men whoop and catcall and reduce themselves to the level of beasts at these events unless they’re sexually excited on some level? I refuse to be converted. Call me a geek because I don’t find the idea of watching two oiled up grown men in one piece spandex man-handling each other interesting. I guess I missed that boat. The boat has sailed where I found it entertaining to see group after group of hairy, out of shape brutes locking beards and pummeling their appendages against each other. It’s just not my idea of a fun night to see a guy hop off a large pole and bring the full weight of his bulk on top of another man. I wish I could say that that excited me but I can’t. I wish that it drove me to buy goofy t-shirts and get tattoos with my favorite wrestler’s name on my arm, but it doesn’t. My neighbor and my boss are constantly trying to talk me into watching wrestling with them. They’re both partially reasonable men, so I forgive them their setbacks. I’ve been trying to come up with a subtle way of telling my neighbor that I despise wrestling and that it goes against the grain of everything I stand for. Most men I know who are into wrestling get together and watch it in private away from women. Why do you suppose that is? Guys sitting around whooping it up watching half naked men on t.v. just doesn’t sound like my idea of a good time. I used to be a big fan of wrestling....when I was twelve. Then I grew up. Sort of. Once in a blue moon I prefer to watch heavyweight boxing. There’s actual training that goes into it and the outcome isn’t predetermined. The contenders talk a little smack leading up to a fight but it has nothing to do with having their girlfriend stolen away or the other opponent blowing up their double wide trailer. They wail on each other without bumping uglies or gyrating against each other in a horizontal position. There’s occasional hugging, but only when the boxers are exhausted. And no one in the audience wears trucker hats or large foam fingers. I prefer my sports-related violence with little or no gay overtones and extra doses of violence. Forget the fake blood and bring in more of the real stuff. I want to see eyeballs sealing shut and ears getting bitten off like appetizers. Show me stitches and roundhouses and uppercuts that knock jaws out of their natural placement. Anything other than smoke machines, theme outfits, and cage matches with leather-clad out of shape lummoxes breaking chairs over each others heads. I’ll watch a weekend full of football before I tune in to Monday Night Soap Drop Massacre or WCW Buggery Friday. The closest I’ll ever get to either in this lifetime is lubricated lesbian porn, which, unfortunately, is not a legitimate sport at the time this essay was written. www.acidlogic.com/wrestling_sucks.htm
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 14, 2009 1:21:21 GMT -5
WWE buys TNA. No other fed with weekly shows and regular PPV's is left. Something like that happened before and it took me years to start watching again.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 13, 2009 21:53:24 GMT -5
Fire Russo!
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 9, 2009 19:58:05 GMT -5
Surfer Sting to Crow Sting Das Wunderkind to Berlyn Edgehead Ryder to Guido Ryder Male Cheerleader to Dolph Ziggler M-m-matt M-m-morgan to DNA of TNA Matt Morgan Super Eric to Serious Eric Young Steiner Brother Scott to Big Poppa Pump
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 9, 2009 19:48:14 GMT -5
My problem with these matches is 1. it's obvious who's going to lose and 2. they hardly ever grow their hair back. Even without the internet to tell me Nash was doing a movie, he bleached his hair so blonde that it was probably gonna fall out anyway. like we weren't gonna notice that. It didn't watch at that time, but I was not so sure. As mentioned before nowadays Nash is the one who grew his hair back while Jericho has short hair. What does anybody think about a hair vs. hair match Undertaker vs. HBK? I mean, both of them look like they need a haircut.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 8, 2009 12:47:56 GMT -5
HHH out <-> Christian in Cena out <-> Evan Bourne in Khali out <-> Lance Hoyt in
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